People of earth, be not afraid. This is not a test. This is The Emergency Broadcast System from places unknown...and also San Jose, Ca.

We are a band of highly trained secret agents on a mission to expose the truth behind the government and the powers that try to control us.

We also play surf-punk music. with East Bay Al on blasting beats, Axel The Wicked on crunchy guitars, our Bass Master General Lilla Kat, and Commander Dick Devious on vocals.

The Emergency Broadcast System shall lead you to the promised land.

Good luck, comrades.

EBS